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Tim Allen PC Culture Movie
Oh, good. Television and film bajillionaire Tim Allen has joined the cast of a “docudrama” called No Safe Spaces, which you have correctly guessed will be a feature-length whine about political correctness and its negative effects on comedy. Adam Corolla and shout-radio personality Dennis Prager have been crowd-sourcing the film, which should hit theaters this fall, because—remember this, it’s important—nobody is telling them they can’t make or release it.
Allen has been beating this drum himself since at least last year, when his sitcom Last Man Standing was cancelled by ABC. He saw a political conspiracy at work: “[T]here is nothing more dangerous, especially in this climate, than a funny, likable conservative character,” he said at the time, perhaps forgetting, among countless others, Ed O’Neill on ABC’s own much more successful Modern Family. It’s also important to remember that the show was owned by 20th Century Fox and licensed at great expense to ABC, and that nobody is owed a TV sitcom.
Is the problem so deep that it needs a docudrama? Dennis Prager thinks so. On his Twitter account, he cites a recent poll which indicates that half of Americans support universities’ right to ban Nazis and white supremacists from speaking on campuses as “alarming evidence of the deep misunderstanding of the First Amendment in American society.” But is it? The poll doesn’t suggest that half of Americans support the incarceration of Nazis and white supremacists, only that they acknowledge universities’ right not to hire them for speaking engagements. Ol’ Richard Spencer can still believe what he likes. He can still speak. He can post up at any street corner he chooses. He’s just not entitled to a microphone and a big fat speaking fee. Nobody is.
If your reaction to bombing is to complain and seek validation among like-minded people, rather than to evolve yourself, is it perhaps you who is the snowflake?
A clip from No Safe Spaces features a roundtable featuring Allen, Corolla, and African-American comedian Karith Foster, who complains that she can no longer tell a favorite joke about how she is often not considered black enough. Here’s the actual punchline to that joke: “Why, because I enunciate? Because I finish my sentences? Because I happen to know who my father is?” Leaving aside the fact that the joke dies a painful death even at this table of fearless truth-tellers, is it possible that audiences have evolved? If you punch down and are not met with gales of laughter, is it possible that the responsibility lies with you? If your reaction to bombing is to complain and seek validation among like-minded people, rather than to evolve yourself, is it perhaps you who is the snowflake?
In all of this, we hear echoes of Jerry Seinfeld’s recent lament about what he sees as over-sensitivity on college campuses. Seems he made a joke about how we’re all swiping upwards on our smartphones wherever we go, looking like “gay French kings,” and the joke didn’t knock the kids dead. Needless to say, it wasn’t his fault: “They thought, ‘What do you mean, gay? What are you talking about gay? What are you saying gay? What are you doing? What do you mean?’ And I thought, ‘Are you kidding me?’” They’re not kidding you any more than they’re throwing you in prison for not being politically correct. They’re evolving. They have gay (and black, and Muslim) friends and family, and simply saying “gay” (or “black” or “Muslim”) doesn’t trigger automatic giggling they way it might have 20 years ago. Audiences evolve, and they always will. Your job as an entertainer, no matter how successful you’ve been, is to change along with them.
Well, you have to admit: hearing this much bellyaching from of a bunch of white males who make millions of dollars talking is pretty funny. No Safe Spaces is coming this fall to a cuck-free theater near you.