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The Rock Weighed in on DJ Khaled’s Oral Sex Interview
Given his background in professional wresting, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson surely understands it takes both partners working in tandem to ensure the match comes to a satisfying conclusion.
In other news, The Rock has responded to DJ Khaled’s recently-resurfaced claims that he never performs oral sex on his wife, Nicole Tuck. In case you missed it, Khaled — who you probably know from his Snapchat, his weight loss, or his interrupting more talented musicians by screaming his own name — once said that while he “never” goes down on his wife, he expected her to do it to him:
“It’s different rules for men,” Khaled said during a 2015 interview on 105.1’s The Breakfast Club. “We the king. There’s some things ya’ll might not want to do…it got to get done. I just can’t do what you want me to do.”
The response to Khaled’s quote was what you’d call less than stellar — and for a while, it looked like the aptly-named late-90s band Smash Mouth would come away with the sickest of Khaled burns.
And yet Johnson — the reigning, defending champion of how to be a dude — chimed in with the final say on the matter.
Ahem.. *clears throat* as a man, I take great pride in mastering ALL performances. This is probably a little TMI.. I will now quietly excuse myself from this fun thread 👀
— Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) May 6, 2018
“As a man, I take great pride in mastering ALL performances,” The Rock wrote. “This is probably a little TMI.. I will now quietly excuse myself from this fun thread.”
So whether it’s your marriage or your first time, always be more of a Rock than a DJ Khaled. Or heck, be a Smash Mouth. But not literally. Here are five ways to take your oral game to the next level — and, as always, make sure she’s actually enjoying it.
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