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Natalie Portman Reprised Her Iconic (and Incredibly Profane) ‘SNL’ Rap
There’s no better way to instantly feel your age than to realize that Natalie Portman’s classic Lonely Island rap debuted on Saturday Night Live 12 long years ago. Back then she was bragging about murdering chihuahuas, doing coke at Harvard, and telling the kids who look up to her that they can suck her dick. It’s been more than a decade since she lasted hosted SNL, but Natalie’s Rap 2 proves that Portman is still a crazy chick.
She’s a mom now, but she still smokes bomb kush and rocks dildos on switchblades. “Tide Pods, the only fucking thing I snack on,” raps Portman on the new track. “Black out and go motherfucking Black Swan.” It’s all just as hilarious as the original—SNL alum Andy Samberg even makes an appearance in this video, just as he did in the first.
But things get truly real when the interviewer quizzing her (Beck Bennett) suggests that the Star Wars prequels Portman starred in might not hold up very well compared to the more recent franchise films. “Say something ’bout the motherfucking prequels, bitch,” raps Portman, pointing a gun at a hapless Star Wars fan. “Say something fucking nice about Jar Jar Binks.”