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Logan Paul Ads Suspended from YouTube for Tasing Rats and Telling Followers to Eat Tide Pods
After disrespecting the body of a suicide victim, local YouTube dummy Logan Paul went on a lengthy, embarrassing apology tour as his advertisers pulled out of his popular vlogging channel. Logan Paul was, like really sorry, bro. He was seriously sorry. Like, we’re talking changed man sorry [somber dab].
Now, he’s unfortunately returned to putting garbage on the internet, and in his first video back, he emerges like a Tom Hanks-ish castaway (a reference his fans certainly don’t understand), as a voiceover declares, “He’s still lit as fuck.”
Oh, for fuck’s sake.
Here, in his big stupid return, Paul blames the media, makes himself a victim, and even worse, brags about the whole experience. He gloats that his bullshit apology stunt gained him a million subscribers during his entirely brief break. (Although for a hyperactive, emotionally stunted 22-year-old, a few weeks away from YouTube probably felt like a few years.)
This isn’t a guy who is sorry. This is a guy who is disrespecting a suicide victim for attention. This is a guy who walked around pretending to understand suicide victims, even looking them in the eye, while planning to make fun of the whole detour. This is a guy who returns from his tearful apology tour with a sneer. This is a guy who in his first moments back on the internet immediately started torturing animals.
And he’s already getting backlash for it. YouTube announced on Friday that it is temporarily suspending all ads on Paul’s channel because of his behavior.
“This is not a decision we made lightly,” a YouTube spokesman told the Washington Post. “We believe he has exhibited a pattern of behavior in his videos that makes his channel not only unsuitable for advertisers, but also potentially damaging to the broader creator community.”
Along with the rat thing, he encouraged his followers to eat a Tide Pod in a now deleted tweet, because Logan Paul thinks that meme is still funny a month late.
This dummy just needs to go away. Except he’ll probably be our next president.