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2020 Emmys Nominations Snub Baby Yoda From The Mandalorian
Stop. Stop. Dear God. Please. A crime. A crime has been committed.
The Emmys have announced the nominees for this year’s awards, including Best Actor in a Drama Series and Best Supporting Actor in a Drama Series. The lineup featured the usual suspects—the Succession sleazes, Ozark’s white-collar druglords, This is All of Us Winning More Awards—with one abominable omission.
Baby Yoda was not nominated for an Emmy for his work in The Mandalorian. It was a performance so great that it incited a cultural panic, provided a just cause for the eating of that adorable little face, triggered obsessions that have still not wavered, and reached a picture-in-the-Merriam-Webster-dictionary echelon of cute that has left kittens and human babies and seals and that little mutt from Paw Patrol on the fringes of society for nearly a year now.
The other nominees could never compare. And they know it. Has Nicholas Braun adorably peeked out from behind a corner? No. He’s too tall for that. What about Jason Bateman? Jason Bateman could not put some Star Wars joystick in his big adult mouth and munch on it so adorably that it powder-kegs a whole goddamn illicit Etsy market for merch with his face on it. There’s the biggest meanie of them all, Brian Cox, who would never, ever, know the meaning of cute, even if Werner Herzog hurled His divine Baby Yoda himself at his face.
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Emmys, you’ve messed up.
Now, we will never see Sir Reginald Baby Yoda wear a black-tie version of his wee Baby Yoda coat. We will never see him waddle onto the stage, accept the award—Jeremy Strong, please leave, this award belongs to the child and the child alone—from Rob Lowe, or Tracy Morgan, maybe both, and hear Baby Yoda speak his first Baby Yoda words.
Pour one out.
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